Breakfast

Don't ask us if we have a very specific type of pancake or topping. We have it. Order it.

NEW! EGGS BENEDICTION

Did we mention this was new to the menu? Yeah, we're still learning how to make it, but feel free to buy it regardless.

9,000

PANCAKES

What's the Eorzean House of Pancakes without pancakes? Nothing, that's what. We have every flour and sugar and syrup known to man, beast, and Garlean.

8,000

For legal and political purposes, this is a joke.

OMELETTE

Stop asking if we can do that thing with the rice, we can't and we won't. Buy a regular omelette from EHOP with limited toppings or go to Limsa for something fancy.

8,500

LA NOSCEAN TOAST

Contrary to popular belief, the La Nosceans were not the original creator of La Noscean toast. We don't know who was, but we thought we'd tell you anyroad.

4,500

SCRAMBLED EGGS

We have hard scramble, we have soft scramble, we have medium scramble. Cheese. Parsley. Spinach. Alligator pear if you're into that.

5,000

EGGS ANY OTHER WAY

In case you're not a huge scramble fan, we have excellent culinarians who have studied the stove for years in order to make them differently.

4,000

Entrées

The entirety of our menu is made by hand, with ingredients grown by our botanical supplier and livestock sourced from local butchers.

BATTERED SORCERER

Non-frozen Coerthan Sorcerer fried in frantoio oil and paired with dalamud fries. Some thaumaturges were hurt in the making of this dish.

9,000

LABYRINTHOS TILAPIA

Pan seared Labyrinthos Tilapia with a gil bun sautee… perfectly flaky, flavorful, and tender. Why buy a fish dinner anywhere else?

10,000

ALNAIRIAN SALMON

Straight from Thavnair to your plate, this hard-to-catch salmon is paired with chives and a lemon garlic butter sauce.

11,000

HAMSA & MUSHROOMS

We actually didn't want to put this on the menu, but due to popular demand, here it is! Hamsa and mushrooms.

10,500

DHAMMEL STEAK

This notoriously bad cut of meat from the notoriously bad animal in the sky is here to change your mind! Blood tomatoes are an improvement.

12,500

RATATOUILLE

As seen on your tomestone, but without the fancy knifework. We're a family friendly diner, not a high class restaurant.

9,500

Beverages

Don't be the person who doesn't order a drink with their meal.

LEMONADE

Mixed with every possible fruit, served chilled, cold, lukewarm, or hot. If you're weird like that.

3,000

APPLE JUICE

Do you know how long it took us to juice these apples? A really, really long time. Think about that when you consider the price.

2,000

ORANGE JUICE

Made with the finest oranges we could find. We tried to get the pulp out, honestly we tried our best.

2,000

HOUSE BREWED COFFEE

The house itself brewed this just for you, so don't forget to grab it when you're feeling particularly groggy.

1,000

Desserts

Feeling sweet? So is our tasty selection of treats for after you eat! Or just order them by themselves. Nobody is judging you.

CLASSIC APPLE PIE

You can't go wrong with the classics. Unless you're our competition, in which case, they go so wrong with the classics.

4,000

BLOOD CURRANT TART

Don't sleep on the blood currant, it might just startle you in your sleep! Jokes aside, this tart is to die for.

3,000

BERRY CHEESECAKE

This cheesecake takes exactly 28 hours to make. It's absolutely delicious.

3,500